greetings and welcome to my head. don't stray too far, i'm not willing to organize a search.

hi.
wow that was original...oh well...
so perhaps i should forewarn whoever may be reading this nonsense, i can't sleep.
i'm tired, but everytime i lay my head down, my mind starts a'racin'.
and so follows the words
and phrases
and partial thoughts that spawn from this...
"condition".
and i think i dented my head earlier...
okay, if in case you were wondering how it happened, i'll tell you.

if not, scroll down or do something else.

anyway, i was in the kitchen looking for a wooden spoon...
i know, i know...what story doesn't start out like this?
anyhow, but it wasn't anywhere to be found because nobody puts anything back where it goes.
So i was looking in all of these drawers and kind of leaving them open to remind me of where i had already looked.
i wasn't having any luck and was at the last drawer and was really pissed cause i have a bit of a short temper.
i was sitting on the floor rummaging through my last hope (yes, it is a bit dramatic...) when i found it.
and then, in a sort of "eureka" moment (and forgetting that the other drawers where open) i sat up really fast...
and WHAM!
(the sound, NOT the band...ichk)
the back of my skull collided with the plywood bottom of the utility drawer.
i suppose it really couldn't have done much damage.
maybe even some good...
perhaps knocked a few spare parts into place.....
i read this article about this guy who showed up one day at the emergency room with a hole in his head and a wooden dowel.
he told the doctors that he wasn't sure if his brain was still in his head, so he drilled a hole in his skull and poked around in there with the stick to see if it indeed was.
now, personally, i would have gone to a specialist if i had any doubts BEFORE i tried home surgery...
but of course that's just me.
home dentistry, maybe.
but not surgery!

anyway, perhaps i'll try to sleep again...if it doesn't work, i'll see you in fifteen.